Thursday, September 16, 2010

BEGINNING OF THE WEEK - END....!!!

SO .. this last week was weird.. it started off with the usual Monday blues and then my speciality the Tuesday blues... and then...no no i wasn't gonna say Wednesday blues... i was saying 'and then exam tension'... yea i had a big bad test on Thursday.. and as usual i hadn't studied anything even tho i had the whole weekend to do so. and then to add to that there were at least10 people dependent on you to pass the test. it does take its toll on u now doesn't it. hence the EXAM BLUES....

Next came the big day.. Thursday morning was full of mixed emotions.. the exam tension + the excitement for the coming weekend. +  relief that Ramadan was over( oh i was writing an exam on eid, couldn't get any better now could it?? )... and a few more emotions that i cant remember anymore.
So here comes Monday morning...

5 am:
My alarms rings..... DO I WANT TO WAKE UP??? NOOOOO... so i go back to sleep

6 am:
My alarm rings again... This time no choice i woke up, after all i had yet to study for the damn exam. SO i wash my face and sit down to study (try to study)....

7 am:
Still studying....

7:10 am:
FINALLY DONE studying.... well i finished reading the material at least.. :P

7:30 am:
Standing in front of my closet and thinking what to wear..( yeah yeah.. i know exam hai but a little Vanity is allowed.. after all its eid today) So i take out my M&S pant and shirt.. wearing it for the first time.. excited...

7:50 am:
Admiring myself in the mirror and thinking i look pretty good and that's when the phone rings...

J calling
J says: " haan hum nikal gaye.. tumhare ko kaha se pick karna?? "

Me thinking:  " SHIT I'm not ready yet.. kya karun ? kya karun?
Me saying:  " haan theek hai ghar ke saamne aake call karo"
*Hanging Up*

Running around the house getting ready because my pick up comes in 10 - 15 Min's...

8:10 am:
Almost ready...
Phone rings.. J calling " we are almost there come out"
Me: "haan main aari hoon" *HANGING UP*
Me( to myself) : SHIT SHIT SHIT.. okay I'm leaving now...

Running out of the door
Oops forgot my shoes.. running back inside...
Got them running out of the door again...
And then..
More running till i reach the main road...
Shit i forgot my umbrella... But cant go all the way back( luckily the rain gods had mercy on me that day )
J waiting in auto with 2 more people. my first thought 'hmmmm where will i sit'
But since this is INDIA we stuff ourselves into the auto and somehow sit.. I'm nervous for the test and everyone is studying like crazy(yes in the auto only)...

We reach and I have to get out first so i move to get out and that's when the tragedy strikes...
Big time TRAGEDY,....
I cant move .. I'm stuck..
I try again and again I'm stuck...
I look to see why... and what do i see...
My PANT.... NOOOO... PLEASE NOOO...
I finally manage to get out and check my pant
Oh thank god... its okay...
Oh wait whats that???

NOOOOOOOO... its Got TWO holes next to the pocket..

My M&S pant is ruined.. NOOO NOOO NOOO

Shit it the beginning of the day and how the hell am i going to go through the whole day with holes in my pant... ( okay they weren't too big and they weren't even visible to people who dint know) But they were my NEW pants... Damn the auto for having such pointed ends.. ARRGGGGHHH..

The girls tell me its okay.. its not visible and i put my big fat bag on that side and carry on.. I mean what can i do.. cant even go back home.. exam hai... not really a choice there..
Though I'm grateful to god that the holes were extremely tiny and not visible ...

I have a test in half an hour and my pant tears is that a good omen?? hell no.. so i go into panic mood thinking I'm screwed today and because of me few more people are going to get screwed .. people who were going to copy from me....

9 am:
Test begins.. All izz Wellll.. TEST is EASY.. Phew...

9:40 am:
I'm almost done with my test.. soo sure I'm going to pass...
Supervisor comes to the room...
"PRESS ALT F4"

i look up at him .. shocked....  "WHY?? "

"THE TEST HAS DISCREPANCIES SO WE ARE CANCELLING THE TEST"

"BUT WE ARE ALMOST DONE SIR"

"SORRY , PLEASE CLOSE YOUR TESTS. I WILL GET BACK TO YOU IN 10 MIN'S ABOUT YOUR NEW TEST TIMING"

*alt+F4*

10 am:
People saying test postponed to Monday... NOO please don't spoil my weekend... :(

11 am:
Supervisor comes again
" YOUR TEST WILL TAKE PLACE TODAY"

*sighing in relief*

"BUT..." *pauses for effect*

so much for thinking its all good

"TEST IS SCHEDULED FROM 5pm to 6pm"

noooo.. that's at the end of the day... i wanted to leave early ... nooo noo nooo.. :(

but obviously we have no choice .we cant just leave...

2 pm:
Time is passing at snails pace..

3 pm:
Still 2 hours to go

4 pm:
People revising.. why?? please keep the books inside.. its scary...

4:50 pm:
Finally.. getting ready to give test..

5 pm:
The website is stuck.. ahh... what am i doing in the useless place...

5:01 pm:
Still stuck... Refreshing...

5:06 pm:
Refreshing... Page Loading...

5:10 pm:

Page Loading again...

5:15 pm:
Still Loading....

5:18 pm:
Finally test begins...  Hands are cold.. Just let the damn test get over.. please...

6 pm:
Shit just 10 Min's more.. where the hell did the time go... hurry hurry hurry...!!!

6:05 pm:
TEST OVER..
SAVING RESULTS ... PLEASE WAIT....

WAITING>>>>
WAITING>>>>
WAITING>>>>

PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED.....!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? NO AGAIN.... PLEASE LET MY TEST RESULTS BE SAVED...

Asking the supervisor "What happens if the test results are not saved?? "

"You'll have to take the same test again..."

*Praying*  PLEASE LET MY RESULTS BE SAVED

6:30 pm:
Page Still Loading...

6:35 pm:
PHEW page loaded..
Test saved... i passed...

And with that ended an eventful day of my life... phew... thank god the day was over..
Oh but the weekend is just beginning.. but that's another story of its own...

ADIOS...